October 2011
How to know when a women is mad.. →
10knotes:
my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
pumpkin-tits:
“goodnight baby” I whisper to my computer as I put it to sleep
good bye theme
parjars:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
sinfulroses:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”
And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,
asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.
…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had...
wish my second name was buckington
then i could wear a monocle
That moment when you come home from school, look...
totally-relatable:
How did anyone survive looking at this beauty?
theprincessdiana:
pika pika
pika
pikachuuuu
oh shit
this nigga is dead
omg
